Just something funny I received weeks ago...A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a
>>short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their
>>sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a
>>postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex
>>felt.
>>
>>The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
>>wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at
>>first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
>>It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased
>>for her daughter.
>>
>>The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
>>wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to
>>go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
>>Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again
>>slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.
>>
>>The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
>>waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still
>>nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
>>Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British
>>Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine,
>>flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
>>the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven
>>days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.
>>